how did we meet? well i'll tell you...

first off you will have to trust lisa on the details of the aforementioned party. now i remember there was a party. and i remember finding whiskey. and i remember performing numerous handstands. i do not however, remember seeing the most beautiful human i have ever laid my eyes upon. like lisa said, it was very late.

never again scotch! never again will i be lured in to your clutches!

a few days pass.

"customer apreciation night!", chris yelled. or maybe i yelled it to him. irregardless, we ended up at the black dog. i walked through the entrance and quickly spotted the friends i had intended to meet. even faster, was the most beautiful distraction. my gaze was pulled, sharply to the left, and under the light, i saw her. how i ever managed to reclaim control over my stare is beyond me. i'm glad i did though, wouldn't have wanted to seem like creepy staring guy.

the rest of my body was not as swift to follow my gaze, and i joined my friends. i wish i could name the other two friends, other than chris. alas, i can not. when you see the future, the present takes the back seat.

now after shifting in my seat for an hour or so, sipping nervously at my pint, my companions and i parted ways. they left for home. i stayed to enjoy the "atmosphere", intending to only have a couple more drinks and then off to the pickle.

the fates had other plans.

knowing lance from previous encounters led to believe his company would be of equal, if not greater, character. and bar room stamina. i seated myself at their table and proclaimed that i was indeed, their "new best friend." what i didn't know however, was that they would be some of the most amazing people i have ever met. one stunning girl in particular. the one that introduced herself, as "portia."

after that, there was no turning back. lisa may have take some time to succumb to my charms, but i fell for her's immediately.